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I google searched “Zachary Quinto’s Eyebrows” to showy friend his wonderful, wonderful eyebrows. Instead I found this, and I’m so done right now.
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why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
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